Two for Twoson
One does not simply pass a roadblock.
HP: 140
PP: 0
Offense: 20
Defense: 24
Speed: 15
IQ: 18
Guts: 8

This blog is an in-progress documented playthrough of the game Earthbound, which was released on the Super Nintendo in 1995 in the U.S. and before that 1994 as Mother 2 in Japan. The 'documentary' itself is a way of showing that videogames are not only a fun passtime, but also a valid form of art... It's also a lot of shenanigans. Updates can be expected daily to every other day. Peace.
Posted 7 hours ago
Two for Twoson
That’s right, go home. You aren’t needed here.
Join the police force? You single-handedly quashed the town’s gang problem. You are the police force.
Foes of Fancy
Coming of age.
You engage the Cop.
HP: 75
PP: 0
Offense: 15
Defense: 18
Speed: 5
IQ: 16
Guts: 7
I remember when I was thirteen and I wanted to walk to walk to my neighboring town. Of course, there were roadblocks, and you can’t just squeeze through those. They’ve got maximum stopping power, you see. Naturally I did what any kid my age would do: I took on my town’s police force. Of course, I wasn’t endowed with psychic powers so I woke up in the hospital two days later with a concussion and three broken ribs, but it was okay because the law clearly stated an exception in the case of physically assaulting a minor when…
Oh, sorry, I got carried away there. So much nostalgia. Anyway, uh, good luck Ness. You can do it. Yeah. You go man.
Two for Twoson
Oh thank god you only have to fight them.
Wait—what?
Posted 2 days ago
Two for Twoson
Exactly where is this going..?
In your peripheral stands five expectant officers. Your gaze focuses in on Strong’s thick, bushy mustache. Your heart begins to race. Sweat forms on your brow. Your muscles tense, and all you can think is, Please don’t be gay porn please don’t be gay porn please don’t be gay porn.
Posted 2 days ago
Two for Twoson
Isn’t Twoson the other way, sir?
This whole “getting permission” business is starting to seem just a little sketch.
Posted 2 days ago
Two for Twoson
Second thoughts.
Are you sure you want to go to Twoson? You’re not sure you want to do any of this, but it beats school, and it would pretty nice if Eagleland continued to not be on fire or anything.
More importantly, no one calls you “little mister” and gets away with it.
No one except your mom.
Posted 3 days ago
Two for Twoson
Onett’s claim to fame.
Obviously intercity transit comes second to the Guinness Book of World Records.